WANTED: Christians that want revival and restoration of the Body of Christ more than anything else.
PRIMARY JOB: To help bring in the last great harvest.
TITLE: KOGS (Kingdom of God Servants) - sometimes also referred to as cogs
NUMBER OF POSITIONS AVAILABLE: Unlimited - but currently are pitifully understaffed for the size of the harvest were predicting.
QUALIFICATIONS: They need to have no other gods before Me. They need to have My heart (hungry, naked, poor, in prison, etc.). They are going to need to be willing to receive with open arms and hearts the Outside Consultants and Management Experts that I send to them for training and correction purposes. They must be willing to lay down any flawed traditions or businesses practices that they have been using up to this point, so that I can retrain them. They must want to hear My voice so that I can direct their paths. They must stop putting Me in a box and asking Me to endorse THEIR ideas. They must want to be One Body with all the other KOGS and stop fighting with each other.
We are an equal opportunity employer, but priority hiring goes to those in the following categories: widows, orphans, handicapped, limping, poor, naked, down-trodden, bankrupt, criminals, prostitutes, tax-collectors, common laborers (especially carpenters and fishermen) and other broken, flawed vessels who have been humbled already. Rich people and seminary graduates may have to undergo additional breaking in order to qualify. Anyone willing to truly lay down their life (and stuff) for a friend goes to the front of the line.
REMUNERATIONS: Those accepting this position will get to see the Spirit of God descend in power on their assembly and their town like never before. They will get to see Me walk in their midst. They will learn peace and joy and victory on a scale they didnt know possible and they will have true community for the first time. They will also be ridiculed and persecuted - but they wont care. I will individually and collectively lift them up onto My lap and rub their head and wipe away every tear. I will pay all their bills and take care of their every need. I will be their Daddy.
APPLICATION PROCESS: If you have previously been revived for any period of time, before applying again you need to first say youre sorry for losing what was given to you previously. We cant give you a fresh fire until you repent for letting the last one go out. (Weeping and mourning is helpful in convincing us of your sincerity.) If you are new to this and have never made application before, just fill out the form below and submit by fervent prayer.
DEADLINE: This vacancy will remain open until we find qualified candidates or until the harvest is over. But time is getting short, so you might want to hurry before you miss it.
NOTE: Those who are comfortable with the current state of things and/or unrepentant for their part in the pain and suffering around them need not apply. Please refer to Ezekiel 9 for clarification. Church leaders please refer to Ezekiel 34.
For available positions in Liberty, Missouri, contact Doug Perry at 816-792-8619. Elsewhere, find someone feeding the hungry, clothing the naked, visiting prisoners, etc. They hear from Headquarters.
REVIVAL / RESTORATION APPLICATION FORM:
Jesus Preference: (check all that apply)
___ Emergency-Only Jesus
Date: (Check One)
Please consider me for this position. Im willing to go anywhere, do anything, endure anything, give anything, unlearn anything, pray without ceasing, be instant in season and out of season, know the Word of God and obey His commands and learn to hear His voice. I know I cant get there on my own and Im sorry I ever tried. I will let Him direct ALL my paths from now on and I wont lean on my own understanding anymore. I will happily receive everything that Im going to need to be fully equipped for His purposes. Im ready to start anytime.
OFFICE USE ONLY: Qualified? ____ Start Date? ____ End Date? ____ Rich Welcome Scheduled? ____